Taylored Expressions Square Calendar Cards - Moo-la-la

Use our Square Calendar Cards - Moo-la-la to create a calendar display or a funny focal image on cards! This set includes 12 individual cards printed on heavyweight white cardstock, each measuring 2 ¾” x 2 ¾”.  The designs are toner-printed and can be heat-foiled, colored with alcohol markers, or colored pencils with Gamsol. Moo-la-la features cows paired with hilarious cow jokes that include:

• What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake
• Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They lactose.
• What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime.
• What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
• What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A steak out.
• Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder.
• What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk? A milk duo.
• What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
• Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. 
• What do you call cattle that tell jokes? Laughing stock
• What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. 
• We couldn’t come up with any more cow jokes… You’ve herd them all. 

Pair these calendar cards with our Scratch-off Stickers to create a silly, giftable calendar!