Taylored Expressions Square Calendar Cards, Cats & Dogs

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Our Square Calendar Cards - Cats & Dogs make it easy to add a touch of humor and joy to your calendars and cards! This set includes 12 individual cards printed on heavyweight white cardstock, each measuring 2 ¾” x 2 ¾”. Designs are toner-printed and can be heat-foiled, colored with alcohol markers, or filled in using colored pencils with Gamsol. 

Includes hilarious cat & dog jokes such as:

  • What do you call the dog who won the race? The wiener dog
  • What happened after the cat ate a ball of yarn? She had mittens
  • What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador
  • What is a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice krispies
  • What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy
  • What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain
  • What do dogs have in common with phones? They have collar ID
  • Why was the cat so small? It only drank condensed milk
  • What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Ruff
  • Why do cats always get their way? They’re very purr-suasive
  • What kind of dog likes taking a bath? A shampoodle
  • How does a cat make a birthday cake? From scratch

Pair these calendar cards with our Scratch-off Stickers to create a silly, giftable calendar or combine with our Square Tear-Off Calendar Stacklets & our Landscape Desk Calendars (both sold separately).

Originally offered in our 2023 TE Advent Calendar.